Dear Diary,
I have never had it so sweet.
And in the yellow corner, weighing in at 130 pounds, the dwarf-like, wannabe rock star: Bonnnnndaaaaaaaage....
Dear Diary:
For the love of God, would all of you skimpily dressed church going strip tease wannabe’s stop being so undecided?
There’s nothing like having lunch with your lecturer or breakfast with your boss.