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Finger Licking Good

I have this feeling that things are about to get interesting. When I heard of this finger church-yeah, that name still makes me laugh- I was surprised at how flexible they were with their laws.

John Terry Situations And The Bro Code Violation!

The big soccer story of late has been the John Terry “situation”.

Romance is dead. Or is it?

Someone said that romance is dead. Well I have news for you. Its not.

Arsenal's missing trophy

Help arsenal find their lost trophy before the season ends.

The Key, The Padlock And A Woman’s Value.

I once had a padlock that was called “ORIV”. Now, we all know the original padlocks are called “VIRO”. Now this padlock was the most takataka padlock ever.

Cream Of The TV Crop

99% of you probably dont know her. Heck, if it wasnt for me being thorough, I wouldnt know her either. Anyway, Raymond is here for you all.

Blow For Blow: Toss A Coin And Get HEAD

I honestly don’t expect to find a woman who isn’t going to give me head nowadays, and I expect a commanding performance from her when she does it!

Maths that Martha's

S[HE] BE[LI]EV[ED]!

You are cold and heartless ways never cease to amaze me. You’re such a man!

Bright Lights, Great Nights And Fake Dreams: Your 2010 Horoscopes

To get to my revelations, the gods of the universe made me jump over a black chicken 3 times, I had to carry a hive full of bees for two kilometres and lastly, I had to ride on the back of a giraffe f

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