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The Art Of Being Kalenjin

Submitted by crafty on Mon, 30/08/2010 - 15:34

“akisema atakubariki
hakuna atakaye zuia
kwani yeye ndiye Mungu
mwenye baraka zote

Submitted by Laibon on Sat, 28/08/2010 - 12:24

Submitted by crafty on Thu, 26/08/2010 - 12:36

“Basi hivi juzi juzi
Kulikuwa na shuguli
Mtaa wa pili tena si mbali
Kulikuwa na pilau na wali
Basi nami nikajiunga
Pale pale kupiga mvunga

Submitted by crafty on Thu, 12/08/2010 - 22:11

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita’s all I need,

Submitted by crafty on Tue, 10/08/2010 - 16:15

niambie leo inaanza kutubamba saa ngapi
na mamanzi unawaleta ka wangapi
ukikam na wale ma-twins mambo safi
nyundo leo inashikana na makabati

Submitted by crafty on Mon, 19/07/2010 - 23:53

Every evening…
I wish I was coming home to you…
every evening,
I wish we were in the same town…
Every evening,

Submitted by crafty on Fri, 16/07/2010 - 03:11

“Jambo (jambo)
Jambo bwana (jambo bwana)
Habari gani? (Habari gani?)
Mzuri sana (Mzuri sana)
Wageni, mwa karibishwa,

Submitted by dish on Thu, 08/07/2010 - 15:40

When I think of Kenyan politicians, a lot of adjecti

Submitted by crafty on Fri, 25/06/2010 - 14:33

Submitted by crafty on Tue, 25/05/2010 - 02:44

“Sally called when she got the word,
She said: “I suppose you’ve heard -
About Alice”.
Well I rushed to the window,
And I looked outside,